The Hogarth

Shepton Mallet

I know a place called Shepton Mallet I went there last summer on my motorbike,

I met a girl called Hazel McDonald and she said to me let's go for a ride,

too the beach we went two leathers and a tent was strapped to the back of a motorbike,

We made love completely on the sand so sweetly after the sun had time to hide,

A man from the council came along and told me you'll have to move your bike son cos you can't park there,

I took the hint and travelled on a bit then drove it round a corner into a square,

Hazel looked at me smiling passionately she said UP the meter man let's park right here,

Now Don't worry baby you know I'm not that crazy I don't think they'll give you the electric chair.

Victor Allen 1980

Probably the best pub in town. Brilliant atmosphere and entertainment, will definitely be going back next time we're in the area

What a soulless place this has become. Beer selection is awful, staff are awful and unattentive, it's so quiet, just random people lingering. I saw a drug deal happening in plain sight.
It's a very sorry version of what it was just a few short years ago.

I had a quiet drink with my dog. This is alovely little pub withing happening every night, they have a dart board and a pool table. They will be serving food in the near future once they get the kitchen up an running.

In love with this pub and the people that are around! Everybody is so lovely and welcoming and they have many cool events like Live Music and Karaoke Night. We spent most of our Friday evenings there during my time in London and should I ever come back, I will definitely turn up again!

Overcharged twice !!
This is a Fullers training pub so the staff are well undertrained !
Overcharged on a gin & lemonade - lemonade priced at a half pint measure rather than a mixer shot !
Brought 3 baby Guinness shots - charged £12 even though it said £10 on the specials board !
Staff said prices had gone up but refused to refund !
Avoid this place unless your happy to throw your money away !

The Hogarth now offers a £5 (albeit very limited) lunch menu which is very appreciated in Teddington. Expensive beers. This pub constantly advertises for events such as BBQs and celebrating the queen's birthday. Has small beer garden. Offers marmite popcorn which is the best kind of popcorn.