Top Takeout Restaurants in Joondalup, Australia

Dear oh dear Dell boy ... on my round trip from Fremantle I was famished ... just about to head south and decided to drop in for a good old fashioned fry up .. but to my horror .. no HP .. yep NO HP ...😳 how the hell do you
A Have a cafe in Joondalup
B Call it trotters
C Have no HP
Now if it wad called .. for example.. Aussie Bob's.. and all he had was BBQ sauce .. then fair enough .. bit this here.. nah not having it ..
Written apology and free big brekkie .. or I write to my local MP ...

I enjoyed my big vege breakfast. My sweet potato rosty was great but the black pudding tasted like it was half cut with sausage meat. I certainly know what black pudding tastes like my butcher is an Irish butcher! I got the brisket burger as well to go and I certainly was not impressed at all. Very tucked away business you would never know it's there. Great restaurant area and very chill vibes.

I love Trotters. The previous owner was fantastic and the new crew are just as delightful. I love popping in for a cheaky breakfast when I find myself at Bunnings early in the morning or brunch if I'm there a bit later.

Staff were very friendly and nice today when I went there. Had the salmon Benny and ham cheese toasty. The Benny was done very well and the hollandaise sauce was among the best I've had I would recommend asking for it to be less spicy if you don't particularly like spicy. The berry smoothy was beautifully frothy and the coffee was smooth. Would recommend

Amazing service and amazing food, would highly recommend this place ! Super affordable and they have such a great menu to choose from with food you wouldn’t get anywhere else.

Beautiful food, nice location, friendly service. I had the pulled pork benedict which was so tasty and delightful. My partner got the buttermilk pancakes and in his words ‘they are better than Domes pancakes’. Do yourself a favour and pop into this lovely establishment with such fabulous staff and food

Absolutely disgusting!

***UPDATE: I have corresponded with the owners of Trotters Cafe and they have given me a full refund for my meal and genuinely apologised. They held a staff meeting on 02/12/22 where they addressed all the issues and guaranteed that their staff are aware of the duties and the importance of a clean and tidy environment whilst dinning.

Would not recommend at all; if I could give a 0 star rating, I would. Very disappointed as I have been there before and it was great, and this time was horrendous; will most definitely not be returning.

Spent $60 and it was the worst meal I’ve had in a long time - came home and let’s just say me and the toilet are very well equated now. The pulled pork loaded fries: greasy, stringy cheese, no flavour in the pork and the small bit of gravy they attempted to add to help with the flavour just made the chips soggy - not at all appealing to the eye either.

The nachos - their “very OWN” chilli con carne, again, disgusting. It was black, the mince was burnt, the kidney beans were hard and the flavour… vile. The nacho chips were rock hard and somehow oily at the same time.

Now, for the worst part; as I went to grab the salt there were bugs on the cutlery!! (I took photos) and the other cutlery wasn’t cleaned properly, had hard bits of food still on them…. Disgusting!!

When we walked in, the tables around us (4 of them, and we sat at the one “clean” one) still had plates of food and dirty cups on them when we arrived, and they remained there until we left. No one came to clean up the tables, or get the dishes, it just looked like a messy kitchen in there…

No staff came around to clean tables, say a friendly hello or ask how the food was, the whole time we were there, and we were there for a good hour, I saw one staff member and that was the lady that took our order and delivered our food to our table.

For a place that says “I truly believe in only serving quality, fresh and honest food and that's what you'll get at Trotters Cafe” on their website, they should be ashamed. Absolutely disgusting, vile and a waste of $60. Stay away, or risk becoming good friends with your toilet bowl 🤢

There was a wait time for 20 minutes, and it looked like a very busy cafe(that's usually a good sign). We were fortunate to get a table for 3. My food was Pulled Pork with 2 poached eggs and a large Cappuccino. It looked very appealing when it arrived and it was truly savouring and delicious to eat.The eggs were just how I like them. It really was worth the wait. I saw they do Uber eats too!