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I was there for a new year party with my nephew, his girlfriend and my wife. My nephew is from Austria and he bought the entrance ticke and organized the meeting. That was a complete scam he paid almost 70 euros for an entrance ticket and they don't give you a proper place to sit or be, not a simple welcome drink not a good service, nothing just entrance for a club for 70€ that's not a 70€ entry level club when they don't offer you anything else and the drink to buy inside were very expensive too. They just have a nice view.
Me and my brother came all the way from Brno for the NYE party, we weren't even allowed inside although we had bought tickets and I spoke to the bouncer in German. Also noticed all the other foreign and colored people being denied entry. Outright racism!
I have never been rejected from anywhere in my life . I was to going meet my friends at this place . I came a little late , parked a car and went there . Friends already were there ordering drinks , they went in without a problem .
Guard asked me , are you alone ? I said , friends are waiting inside - he said i was not in a guest list , obviously total nonsense he did not even ask for name , guests list never existed . He just did not like me : my nationality, me dressed classy , or to much sober at 5am . Its not the first time germans discrimination toward tourists, but this specific fact was very unpleasant.
Guard asked me , are you alone ? I said , friends are waiting inside - he said i was not in a guest list , obviously total nonsense he did not even ask for name , guests list never existed . He just did not like me : my nationality, me dressed classy , or to much sober at 5am . Its not the first time germans discrimination toward tourists, but this specific fact was very unpleasant.
When my friends said we were going to Panorama Bar I had no idea what to expect but I can honestly say it is the best club I've ever been to anywhere in the world. The sound system was amazing and the people all super friendly. The guys at the door were really nice. They let me and my friends in without any problems. When I went inside I realized why they were so strict about phones and not taking photos it's a bit of a wild place but everyone was super respectful. As for the comments I think people like to exaggerate. And those not let in are upset but the guys at the door obviously are getting something right because a place is great and that has a lot to do with the people they let in. Advice, make an effort when getting ready, wear black have a good attitude and be friendly.
Staff are the best, they were so helpful and communicative after I lost an item and returned it as soon as they could. The club itself was great with good music and atmosphere. Thank you!
This is literally a fashion club. Maybe it was a real dance club back in the days. Now it's just a bunch of people trying to prove themselves as underground berliners with fancy clothing. Bouncers are dressed like boomers going to the mall for dinner, and then judge you from head to toe. A single piece of wrong clothing is enough to not get you in. If you look from South America, you better take fashion classes before trying to get in, because it's almost impossible. Security people are rude and disgusted by the way you look or dress.
You are not on the guestlist, you don’t entry.
Re: many clubs announce that their events are guestlist only, you did not do that. How about the money I spent on transportation and the time I wasted?
Re: many clubs announce that their events are guestlist only, you did not do that. How about the money I spent on transportation and the time I wasted?
I had the most memorable night if my life last night. It all makes perfect sense now. There were thousands of people and absolutely no negative energy whatsoever........that's a testament to their door policy. If they didn't so what they do, the place would lose it's capacity to nurture comfort, freedom of expression and the ability to have fun without restraint. I found the doormen to be polite but firm......they are doormen after all, not air stewards. The music was perfection. The space was perfection. Even the chaos of the toilets was oddly perfect. It's a special place and I think it goes way beyond the hype. Dancing and being yourself is harder and harder to do these days, but if you yearn that......the Berghain ticks all the boxes. Thank you Berghain. T
So sad that my ever favorite club back when I used to live in Berlin bounced me because "I was not on a guest list". And it was the first time ever I was bounced back from a club. And the club was half empty and no line at all.
I have beautiful memories of my nights spent there and I was so frustrated and angry that I could not enjoy again the vibe and the people cause the only reasonable explanation I can give to me is because I don't speak German. I can understand the whole story of wanting to be exclusive and avoid unaware turists but I also think you can investigate more about the motivation of the crowd that wants to enter it, rather than dismiss with a simple "no guest list, no entry" thing, which is applied against who the bouncer decides since very random people entered the club after me and none asked them about the guest list story. So if I had answered yes -even though no guest list exist!!- you would have let me in?! Try to maybe find more convincing way to avoid unwanted people and making your club exclusive, like password or something to say at the entrance not a silly and plain question to ask to all those who do not speak German and hence immediately stigmatized as unwanted and felt utterly discriminated just because I'm not fluent. I was ready to give you the most convincing reason why I not only know by heart the club itself but I spent my best days there if only someone asked me.
For years I have sponsored GG as the best club in Berlin to anyone living there. It will no longer be the case.
UPDATE AFTER THE GG REPLY: the bouncer once I started speaking English dismissed me telling me he DID NOT SPEAK ANY ENGLISH and ENTER INTO THE VERANDA THE SECOND AFTER. How could I even start a conversation with him and explain the whole motivation? He literally not even looked at me in the eyes and told me 'no guest list no entry' (It was only me and my partner, no large groups or whatever, polite and stuff). I didn't even had the time to take it personally honestly as he entered the veranda dismissing me by telling me he spoke no English. Really guys, foreign welcomed...?
I have beautiful memories of my nights spent there and I was so frustrated and angry that I could not enjoy again the vibe and the people cause the only reasonable explanation I can give to me is because I don't speak German. I can understand the whole story of wanting to be exclusive and avoid unaware turists but I also think you can investigate more about the motivation of the crowd that wants to enter it, rather than dismiss with a simple "no guest list, no entry" thing, which is applied against who the bouncer decides since very random people entered the club after me and none asked them about the guest list story. So if I had answered yes -even though no guest list exist!!- you would have let me in?! Try to maybe find more convincing way to avoid unwanted people and making your club exclusive, like password or something to say at the entrance not a silly and plain question to ask to all those who do not speak German and hence immediately stigmatized as unwanted and felt utterly discriminated just because I'm not fluent. I was ready to give you the most convincing reason why I not only know by heart the club itself but I spent my best days there if only someone asked me.
For years I have sponsored GG as the best club in Berlin to anyone living there. It will no longer be the case.
UPDATE AFTER THE GG REPLY: the bouncer once I started speaking English dismissed me telling me he DID NOT SPEAK ANY ENGLISH and ENTER INTO THE VERANDA THE SECOND AFTER. How could I even start a conversation with him and explain the whole motivation? He literally not even looked at me in the eyes and told me 'no guest list no entry' (It was only me and my partner, no large groups or whatever, polite and stuff). I didn't even had the time to take it personally honestly as he entered the veranda dismissing me by telling me he spoke no English. Really guys, foreign welcomed...?
Special place, special club, electrifying energy with an insane sound system and lighting effects.
A place for the true believers and dreamers, a place where everyone is equal.
Danke
A place for the true believers and dreamers, a place where everyone is equal.
Danke
i’ve always enjoyed going here. the servers were really nice and i’ve had a great time so far. i think at this point i’ve spent upwards of 1k at this place but i will certainly not come here again after my last experience. i wanted to get in but the bouncer told me no. which is totally okay since if the club is full at the moment that would be the right call. but after i asked how it would be in like an hour or so (it was 2am) the bouncer asked me if i’m stupid and don’t know what no means. i told him that i was just asking since when i’m in berlin i usually go here. and he told me „verpiss dich“ (my german is not good, but even i understood that). if that’s the kind of bouncers they want to employ, all power to them. but that’s not a club i wanna spend another cent at. sad that this is my last experience with this place. i hope not more people make the mistake of supporting this place, since there is plenty of other clubs with more capable bouncers.
The place was nice and I had fun. But the security at the door they discriminate black men. If you don't go with white friends they won't let you in and they don't give you any reason as to why someone isn't allowed to get inside.
I rarely write reviews but I must express that 808 confirmed my reservation for 1200€ and turned me and my friends away stating that "the selector did not approve." I further highlight that I am black man who attended with 4 black friends and 1 indian friend.
I will also add that Benham Mashoufi confirmed the reservation, requested for us to be there by midnight and provided a contact number.
I really encourage 808 to consider its policies which seemed to based on nothing other than skin colour.
Very disappointing experience.
Notably, 808 host black music artists and majority of the music played at 808 is largely considered black music. Yet, 808 do not strongly welcome black, asian and minority ethnic groups attending.
Dear readers of this review, I strongly urge you to look at the names and profile pictures of the people that have given this club 1 star. You may be able to detect a theme.
Whilst in Berlin, If you seek Rnb, Hiphop, Afrobeats, Dancehall, Amapiano then I strongly encourage you to attend:
- House of Weekend
- Bricks
- Avenue
They were much more accomadating.
I will also add that Benham Mashoufi confirmed the reservation, requested for us to be there by midnight and provided a contact number.
I really encourage 808 to consider its policies which seemed to based on nothing other than skin colour.
Very disappointing experience.
Notably, 808 host black music artists and majority of the music played at 808 is largely considered black music. Yet, 808 do not strongly welcome black, asian and minority ethnic groups attending.
Dear readers of this review, I strongly urge you to look at the names and profile pictures of the people that have given this club 1 star. You may be able to detect a theme.
Whilst in Berlin, If you seek Rnb, Hiphop, Afrobeats, Dancehall, Amapiano then I strongly encourage you to attend:
- House of Weekend
- Bricks
- Avenue
They were much more accomadating.
i injured my finger and really needed a bandaid. i asked every staff member for it and no one cared and they were just redirecting me to each other. i was asking for first aid. WHAT CLUB DOESNT HAVE FIRST AID. it’s a club it’s easy to get injured and even catch an infection.
Strength of drink depends on the bar tender you get. Not all dance floors were open on a Friday night. Not the greatest atmosphere but maybe it would get better after 0100hrs
First time clubbing in Berlin, we decided to go to Golden Gate.
The bouncer gave us the whole "You need to be on the guestlist" and "Do you even know which club you're at" before eventually letting us in a bit reluctantly, but I guess it's part of the game.
A part from that, the experience was amazing and the DJs absolutely killed it.
The place is on the smaller side, which gives a more cosy and underground atmosphere, it feels like you're part of something intimate. The crowd was really chill, positive energy and good vibes all around. There's also a place with couches for chilling out if you feel like it, which is a nice touch.
The bouncer gave us the whole "You need to be on the guestlist" and "Do you even know which club you're at" before eventually letting us in a bit reluctantly, but I guess it's part of the game.
A part from that, the experience was amazing and the DJs absolutely killed it.
The place is on the smaller side, which gives a more cosy and underground atmosphere, it feels like you're part of something intimate. The crowd was really chill, positive energy and good vibes all around. There's also a place with couches for chilling out if you feel like it, which is a nice touch.
Just arrived and it’s none Asian from the security and I’m freaking from TIA, it’s not so much bad experience as I have à loads of choices, but I’d like to be invited in as not African who came in an Asian night, I like Asians
In part, the my conditions I set for boss were not met. And I was put in a difficult situation, a few days before the event, I only received a contract and conditions that exceeded my expectations. If I did not want to agree to it, the boss wanted to cancel the booking where the promotion had already lasted 2 months on my part. It was my birthday, the guest list was not approved and many of my friends were not allowed in because the security was doing their strange things, many people from Italy, France, Spain and Poland were not allowed in because the security guard had such a whim. During the event, texts from the boss such as poor organization due to few people. Without my knowledge, scenes and playing hours changed, which resulted in several DJs not playing. I was left with my hand in the potty and debts to the DJ for playing and for returns, hotels because I did not receive any money for organizing the event.
Heard good things about Golden Gate from a German girl while on the train in London. The venue is great, good music and nice vibe. A smaller club but more intimate and relaxed compared to going to a mega club.
We had a great event at Weekend Club! They organized everything according to our wishes, were super flexible and helpful. Also the staff was very accommodating and especially the bar was patient and super nice with our celebrating guests. The location is definitely an experience - the rooftop is unique and also the rest of the club is very stylish and especially the lighting technology is great. We will come back!
1/11/2023
An enjoyable club that has a wide range of hours. Went in smoothly passed the bouncers with my partner (We are both male).
Paid a 14 euro entrance fee, the club was diverse in ethnicities and ages.
The only let down was the bathroom costing 0.50 euro per use. After paying a fee to get in, I was hoping the toilets would be free.
Me and my partner were paying through the night, however my loose change was running low, and I felt guilty not being able to pay. I asked the bartender if I was able to pay my card to get some cash out but was told to go to the toilet outside.
Me and my partner then spent a painful and drunk 20-30 minutes looking for a place to go toilet (most, if not all places charge the 0.50 fee to go toilet).
Anyway that's another story. Please look at making toilets available for free, or incorporating the costs into the entrance fee. Drunk people need to go toilet!
An enjoyable club that has a wide range of hours. Went in smoothly passed the bouncers with my partner (We are both male).
Paid a 14 euro entrance fee, the club was diverse in ethnicities and ages.
The only let down was the bathroom costing 0.50 euro per use. After paying a fee to get in, I was hoping the toilets would be free.
Me and my partner were paying through the night, however my loose change was running low, and I felt guilty not being able to pay. I asked the bartender if I was able to pay my card to get some cash out but was told to go to the toilet outside.
Me and my partner then spent a painful and drunk 20-30 minutes looking for a place to go toilet (most, if not all places charge the 0.50 fee to go toilet).
Anyway that's another story. Please look at making toilets available for free, or incorporating the costs into the entrance fee. Drunk people need to go toilet!
Entrance at 10€ for girls and 15€ for boys.
My girl had to deal with a 40 year-old man pinching her and acting like he did nothing. Another friend we were with was also harassed by other men without any respect or sensitivity. No sign indicating that harassment is not tolerated and no security person inside the club.
They offer free shots if you write a 5 star review on Maps.
Me and my friends had a real bad experience at this nightclub.
My girl had to deal with a 40 year-old man pinching her and acting like he did nothing. Another friend we were with was also harassed by other men without any respect or sensitivity. No sign indicating that harassment is not tolerated and no security person inside the club.
They offer free shots if you write a 5 star review on Maps.
Me and my friends had a real bad experience at this nightclub.
Tonight my friends and I had the worst experience here by far. We all had tickets and we were waiting in line for at least 3 hours which is to be expected knowing that the event held tonight is the last one (16+ event) and it marks the end of the summer. Throughout the waiting, the bouncers were extremely rude and aggressive. in fact, they were so aggressive that one of them pushed one girl (mind you she was underaged) she fell onto the ground and screamed and he just casually walked away. Another guy got punched in the chest by another bouncer for waiting slightly next to the line instead of in the line. Despite the humiliating scene of seeing people being assaulted by these disgusting low-life people, we decided to wait, but that's when they stopped letting anyone in. To put that into perspective, we waiting from 9 till 12:20. Police were arriving when we left the line and headed home but we still had our tickets. It would be beyond outrageous if we won't be allowed a refund. This club is overcrowded, dirty, with tons of people smoking all kind of stuff outside the smoking area. I really don't recommend this place unless you're desperate for a 16+ event and looking to get attacked by one of them bouncers on a power trip.
good location, the staffs were friendly, but the music sucked on so many levels lmfao! Probably instead of paying for that many influencers to come just hiring some decent DJs?
They also play Latin music, such as “La macarena, La gasolina and a few more”
The good atmosphere started after 12.
Wasserflasche 3.40 eur.
The good atmosphere started after 12.
Wasserflasche 3.40 eur.
Had a nice experience at Birgit. The place is quite huge, open space, good atmosphere, nice music and food.
I really loved this place.
Unlike many other clubs in Berlin, the Matrix allows everyone in. We paid 10€ for the entrance (2 girls), but our male friend paid 15€ I don't know if it was an accident or they have gender discrimination in that matter.
The bar offers various kinds of drinks, they are all in pretty decent prices especially for a tourists club!
The music was super!! They play Mainstream, but the old school kind which was even better, and they have great remixes for all the songs.
Unlike many other clubs in Berlin, the Matrix allows everyone in. We paid 10€ for the entrance (2 girls), but our male friend paid 15€ I don't know if it was an accident or they have gender discrimination in that matter.
The bar offers various kinds of drinks, they are all in pretty decent prices especially for a tourists club!
The music was super!! They play Mainstream, but the old school kind which was even better, and they have great remixes for all the songs.
It's a really low-level place and still blocks you based on what you are wearing.
Amsterdam is much more high-class, drug friendly, and almost all places allow you to enter even in sandals.
Edit after their answer:
I was not using sandals. I had t shirt, pants and shoes. Liken normal clothes.
Just treat everyone equally. Not that hard.
Amsterdam is much more high-class, drug friendly, and almost all places allow you to enter even in sandals.
Edit after their answer:
I was not using sandals. I had t shirt, pants and shoes. Liken normal clothes.
Just treat everyone equally. Not that hard.
2023: If you're lucky enough to experience what Berghain has to offer... oh golly.
What a fest for the senses, the main stage is peck level techno, the holy grail for any fan.
Unlike many other places, there was virtually no pushing even given the numbers, everyone moved with diligent spacial awareness.
The Panorama Bar is equally as enjoyable and offers partial solice from the main area.
Berghain's probably the greatest techno experience to be had.
*****
What a fest for the senses, the main stage is peck level techno, the holy grail for any fan.
Unlike many other places, there was virtually no pushing even given the numbers, everyone moved with diligent spacial awareness.
The Panorama Bar is equally as enjoyable and offers partial solice from the main area.
Berghain's probably the greatest techno experience to be had.
*****
German music night. Good fun. Entry €10 and €3.50 for a beer or cola
Old style bar. Service was good. I was here for a corporate party. Beer and other drinks were good. Food is okay only. There is a small dance floor. They have one rotating bench circle which you can enjoy if you are going with your friends. Not recommended when it is raining as not covered fully. Nice place to try.
I had a great night! Security was super nice, the music was great, the audio system was good and I had a great time.
Would definatly come again
Would definatly come again
Worst place in berlin.
Me and my girlfriend came at the opening and took a sit at an open space, drinking our drinks. Then one if workers came and told us to move to a different place because that spot was reserved. We went and sat on a different location. Few minutes after the same worker came and told us that the place is reserved and that we should go to a different place. I don't believe the rude and the nerve of the place to move us twice even though the locations were not reserved with a sign. Definitely this place is deleted for me on my next visit to Berlin.
Me and my girlfriend came at the opening and took a sit at an open space, drinking our drinks. Then one if workers came and told us to move to a different place because that spot was reserved. We went and sat on a different location. Few minutes after the same worker came and told us that the place is reserved and that we should go to a different place. I don't believe the rude and the nerve of the place to move us twice even though the locations were not reserved with a sign. Definitely this place is deleted for me on my next visit to Berlin.
Uber organised a collaborating event at house of weekend. It was fabulous!
The event location helped Uber organise a 12 hours event with two different formats. Big shoutout to Philipp, Daniel and Vincent.
The first format was related to ballroom and the ballroom community felt very comfortable and safe and the second one was an exclusive event.
We rented the roof top and the loft and everyone enjoyed the location. The house of weekend team was very helpful, very strong in executing and are truly professionals.
I highly recommend the location to any other company who is looking for a beautiful location the heart of the city. Thank you so much! We would repeat this type of event anytime.
Best
Pauline
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The event location helped Uber organise a 12 hours event with two different formats. Big shoutout to Philipp, Daniel and Vincent.
The first format was related to ballroom and the ballroom community felt very comfortable and safe and the second one was an exclusive event.
We rented the roof top and the loft and everyone enjoyed the location. The house of weekend team was very helpful, very strong in executing and are truly professionals.
I highly recommend the location to any other company who is looking for a beautiful location the heart of the city. Thank you so much! We would repeat this type of event anytime.
Best
Pauline
Pictures copyrights (Augustine Paredes)
Bartenders were great but with really the worst bouncers. My girlfriend and I were headed in and she had some food so one bouncer asked us to stand on the side to finish. After a few minutes, another bouncer then "shooed" us out and gated us away from the club. We thought it was just one occurrence but 3 of our guy friends who came in later also noted the rude bouncers, and on our way out, one bouncer cussed at a girl, who was on her own, who was heading out. Noone in our group, including the girl, were drunk/loud. The club definitely did not warrant the 15 entrance and certainly not the horrible bouncers.
Music and atmosphere were really great! You can smoke on the rooftop. On the downside, though, considering how much you pay to get in (10€) and for drinks, bathrooms should be free of charge 😄 it's a bit ridiculous I had to pay 0,5€ every time I needed to use it 🤦♀️
Great club to go dancing and party till the early hours. Drinks are not expensive.
The rooftop is amazing, especially on hot summer evenings/nights! With beautiful sunset views.
Sometimes they offer food on the rooftop.
The rooftop is amazing, especially on hot summer evenings/nights! With beautiful sunset views.
Sometimes they offer food on the rooftop.
It’s made for commercial music. The environment is good, but not really my type. The music is as commercial as it gets.
I’m a dj myself and I can feel how less effort the dj is giving with his crossfader transitions 😆.
Prices r good tho. Below 10 for mixes. Coming from Barghain yesterday this was not what I looked for in Berlin hence my low rating. You will enjoy it if you’re into commercial music. They are here to cater to young tourists.
I’m a dj myself and I can feel how less effort the dj is giving with his crossfader transitions 😆.
Prices r good tho. Below 10 for mixes. Coming from Barghain yesterday this was not what I looked for in Berlin hence my low rating. You will enjoy it if you’re into commercial music. They are here to cater to young tourists.
One of my best clubbing nights ever. With some of my friends having me rejected from "fancier" Berlin techno clubs, we decided to give this place a go. It did not disappoint, as a packed nightclub with a variety of music under a railway station. Us, as a group of 7 men all got let in just fine and they played some pop music too. If you like a less overly serious club where their isn't the same 'judging' at the door this is the club for you.
Great place!! Come before 8pm so you don't pay entrance. They sell napolitan pizza there, which is good, and the drinks are okay priced . they have many dancefloors. I recommend it :D
Best Club so far, I was in Berlin for weekend but I’ll come back for sure
Very badly attended club and shady activity between the bouncers and some "clients".
Don't go!!!! There's a lot better like Club in Berlin
Don't go!!!! There's a lot better like Club in Berlin
Amazing place, great crowd, atmosphere and music! People also super kind when I lost my phone and returned it 2 days later! Good vibes only!
Cool place for the afroparty, dancing space a bit small though.
A South African, a Tunesian, an Iranian and a Dutch walk into a German bar... We are 4 colleagues looking for a nice dance night at a bar and we had a great time last Saturday. The theme was 80's, 90's and disco, and the DJ really made our night. Great sing alongs (only a few German songs) and dances, the place was packed. Just check their website for their theme of the night, for us it was really great. Average age was about 35 which was also perfect for us. Really nice audience too. Entrance was €10pp. Wish we would have these kinds of bars in the Netherlands
I had a really bad experience with security guards. I came from Munich to go this sky bar but the people who in the front the told us they can’t allow us to go inside without a women. Meanwhile I saw they allow another two guys to enter the bar.we were frustrating about why they treat us like this.attention for the management for not to do this kind of third class hospitality.
Do not recommed this club at all. We celebrated bachelorette party and got invited to the "VIP" zone. My purse and phone got stollen there. Then all of a sudden the bouncer comes back with my purse in one hand and telephone in the other and says somebody took it by accident. When I opened my purse - 50euros was missing from it. Before my purse got stollen I stood in the same place for 2hours less than 1 meter apart from my belongings which were put on this lets's say this kind of "pedestal". The waitress was walking around it all the time to pick up the glasses so I'm not sure what kind of business they're running there. Oh and my friend's jacket which costs 500€ also got stolen at exactly the same place. Stay away from this place.
Pretty bad. Its overpriced to get in to start. The music wasn't overly great, it felt like some of the DJ's first time ever playing "music" (with an expectation of a guy called Clx). The line was like 15mins long yet there were barely any people inside. They have a no smoking or camera rule yet every person is sparking up and taking pics. The place is really unclean, like disgustingly grim, like I get most clubs aint the cleanest but this place takes first prize for being a dump. And lastly the toilets... my god waiting in line for 20mins so people can do lines and then come out and block people from getting in because they are going a million miles an hour trying to talk to people.
The worse place I’ve ever seen around Europe, the woman staff at the door was racist and rude and for no reason they deny your entry, I asked why she said “no reason “ and security tell you to move. My opinion for whoever want to visit this nightclub is It doesn’t worth your time, because you will be awake until late, dress up, pay uber to get there and wait long time in line to someone stupid for no reason deny your entry based on your nationality, skin colour or the way you look…
Der Abend vorher war fabelhaft.
Wir beschlossen einfach ins Berghain zu gehen.
Es war etwas später am Abend.
Kurz gewartet und rein in den legendären Techno Tempel.
Die härteste Tür der Welt, suggerierte uns das Wir ehrenhafte Gentleman seien und es wurde uns viel Spass gewünscht.
Der Club einfach sensationell.
Es war wie eine internationale Weltreise.
So soviele wunderschöne Menschen kennengelernt.
Aus allen Kontinenten.
Traumhaft zu erkennen das alle Grenzen nur im Kopf sind und es keine Grenzen gibt.
Teilweise nur noch in Englisch.
Unbeschreiblich schön.
Der Techno, die Anlage und der Flow inklusive Musik ist unvergesslich.
Die Gleichwertigkeit, der Respekt und die Harmonie war gigantisch.
Bis um 11 Uhr waren Wir und wir werden diesen legendären Abend speichern für alle Zeit.
Danke ans Team vom Berghain, und alle wunderschönen Menschen aus allen Teilen der Welt.
One World one Future.
The Love is the Most powerful Thing in the Univers..
Insta:
@chrisgalaxy888
Peace Love and Harmony
All Over the World ❤️
Dankeschön ☺️
Wir beschlossen einfach ins Berghain zu gehen.
Es war etwas später am Abend.
Kurz gewartet und rein in den legendären Techno Tempel.
Die härteste Tür der Welt, suggerierte uns das Wir ehrenhafte Gentleman seien und es wurde uns viel Spass gewünscht.
Der Club einfach sensationell.
Es war wie eine internationale Weltreise.
So soviele wunderschöne Menschen kennengelernt.
Aus allen Kontinenten.
Traumhaft zu erkennen das alle Grenzen nur im Kopf sind und es keine Grenzen gibt.
Teilweise nur noch in Englisch.
Unbeschreiblich schön.
Der Techno, die Anlage und der Flow inklusive Musik ist unvergesslich.
Die Gleichwertigkeit, der Respekt und die Harmonie war gigantisch.
Bis um 11 Uhr waren Wir und wir werden diesen legendären Abend speichern für alle Zeit.
Danke ans Team vom Berghain, und alle wunderschönen Menschen aus allen Teilen der Welt.
One World one Future.
The Love is the Most powerful Thing in the Univers..
Insta:
@chrisgalaxy888
Peace Love and Harmony
All Over the World ❤️
Dankeschön ☺️
I don’t recommend anyone to go to this place, the bouncers are didn’t let us in although we had a reservation already.
We are half Moroccans and half Spanish.
I don’t know really how some places still have this behaviour 2023 specially in Berlin.
We are half Moroccans and half Spanish.
I don’t know really how some places still have this behaviour 2023 specially in Berlin.
This place is so cool but the beer is not! they have good personnel and service also fun events and an environment but drinks are overpriced and I easily had better drinks before at much cheaper prices.
Botanische Nacht!
Sie ist ihr Eintrittsgeld wert. Wunderschönes Gelände, viele Bühnen, eine Ballonfahrt am Kran, Lichtershows und für Leib und Seele war ausreichend gesorgt.
Kleiner Minuspunkt: Getränke und Speisen waren recht teuer.
Sie ist ihr Eintrittsgeld wert. Wunderschönes Gelände, viele Bühnen, eine Ballonfahrt am Kran, Lichtershows und für Leib und Seele war ausreichend gesorgt.
Kleiner Minuspunkt: Getränke und Speisen waren recht teuer.
War schon 3 mal hier einmal im Winter und zwei mal im Sommer. Der Preis steigt jedes Jahr aber die Attraktionen und die Lichterschow's werden immer weniger SCHADE!!! Letztes Jahr 40 dieses Jahr 45 Euro Eintritt pro Erwachsener Person.
Einmal mehr beeindruckend, was auf die Beine gestellt wurde. Insgesamt das dritte Mal da gewesen und jedes Mal eine Erfahrung wert gewesen. Die Veranstaltung fühlt sich an wie eine Mischung aus Magie, Kunst und Glückseligkeit.
Herausragend gute Darsteller und Musiker. Ich komme wieder und empfehle es ausdrücklich weiter.
Herausragend gute Darsteller und Musiker. Ich komme wieder und empfehle es ausdrücklich weiter.
Die Vorfreude auf diesen gestrigen Abend war groß, ich würde 0 Punkte vergeben wenn es möglich wäre!
Wir wollten uns gestern zu fünft, mit unserer geliebten Rollator schiebenden 85 jährigen Mutter, im Botanischen Garten eine schöne Nacht machen.
Schotter Wege oder tiefer Sand überall im gesamten Garten, machten das Vorwärtskommen sehr schwer und an vielen Stellen sogar unmöglich.
Die einzelnen Programmpunkte( ich möchte sie besser nicht bewerten) waren trotzdem weitläufig über den Garten verteilt…..Warum?
Warum wurde ich als Besucher nicht über diese Widrigkeiten informiert und weshalb habe ich soviel Eintritt bezahlt.
Alles in dieser Botanischen Nacht machte einen improvisierten, planlosen und dabei leider auch noch so lieblos gestalteten Eindruck, dass man sich fragte …..Warum!!! …..wie schade!
Wir fünf haben wirklich versucht es trotz dieser beschriebenen Widrigkeiten schön zu finden, sind dann aber schlussendlich traurig, enttäuscht und sehr verstaubt aus der Botanischen Nacht gestolpert.
Wir wollten uns gestern zu fünft, mit unserer geliebten Rollator schiebenden 85 jährigen Mutter, im Botanischen Garten eine schöne Nacht machen.
Schotter Wege oder tiefer Sand überall im gesamten Garten, machten das Vorwärtskommen sehr schwer und an vielen Stellen sogar unmöglich.
Die einzelnen Programmpunkte( ich möchte sie besser nicht bewerten) waren trotzdem weitläufig über den Garten verteilt…..Warum?
Warum wurde ich als Besucher nicht über diese Widrigkeiten informiert und weshalb habe ich soviel Eintritt bezahlt.
Alles in dieser Botanischen Nacht machte einen improvisierten, planlosen und dabei leider auch noch so lieblos gestalteten Eindruck, dass man sich fragte …..Warum!!! …..wie schade!
Wir fünf haben wirklich versucht es trotz dieser beschriebenen Widrigkeiten schön zu finden, sind dann aber schlussendlich traurig, enttäuscht und sehr verstaubt aus der Botanischen Nacht gestolpert.
Amazing staff! The sweetest people I’ve ever been around, and the drinks I had were both high alcohol content and tasted absolutely scrumptious.
Es ist nen schöner Garten. Das Licht ist gut gesetzt Die Preise für essen und trinken sind zu hoch Aber es muss ja auch finanziert werden
Little lovely place with good atmosphere. Music is great.
For reference, this whole interaction happened in German.
Was there on the night of 08.07.2023 and I have to say I have never seen a more chaotic staff than the one that was at the door. First off my friends and I asked the bouncer about the ticket price and he said it was 15€ then asked him politely if there are birthday discounts (2 girls in our group had a birthday that day and we just thought “why not just ask!”) and he proceeded to yell at us telling us that the price used to be 25€ and now it’s 15€ what more do we want bla bla bla.. needless to say he was unnecessarily aggressive as we just asked we didn’t imply anything.. eventually we get in and the girls inside didn’t acknowledge us because one of them was talking badly about another coworker (there was some trouble between the employees themselves and they were discussing it loudly and unprofessionally while ignoring the people that come on) eventually we ask them about the price, one of them says 15 and the other says 20 (at the same time) and then the other goes “no, it’s 20”. So we told her that the bouncer at the door said it was 15 and she said that this is not true and the ticket was never 15€. After that it was just too much unprofessionalism for us and we left. Do not recommend.
Was there on the night of 08.07.2023 and I have to say I have never seen a more chaotic staff than the one that was at the door. First off my friends and I asked the bouncer about the ticket price and he said it was 15€ then asked him politely if there are birthday discounts (2 girls in our group had a birthday that day and we just thought “why not just ask!”) and he proceeded to yell at us telling us that the price used to be 25€ and now it’s 15€ what more do we want bla bla bla.. needless to say he was unnecessarily aggressive as we just asked we didn’t imply anything.. eventually we get in and the girls inside didn’t acknowledge us because one of them was talking badly about another coworker (there was some trouble between the employees themselves and they were discussing it loudly and unprofessionally while ignoring the people that come on) eventually we ask them about the price, one of them says 15 and the other says 20 (at the same time) and then the other goes “no, it’s 20”. So we told her that the bouncer at the door said it was 15 and she said that this is not true and the ticket was never 15€. After that it was just too much unprofessionalism for us and we left. Do not recommend.
The line is fake they make you stay outside for like 5-10 mins then enter just to make it look that a lot of people are waiting to enter.
The music is less than normal.
There was no hype at all and we left after 1.5 hours cuz it was very boring.
The music is less than normal.
There was no hype at all and we left after 1.5 hours cuz it was very boring.
Fantastic place for a company event. We had our summer party there and it was an amazing success. The drinks and food were great, along with the view and atmosphere.
During my recent trip to Berlin, I decided to immerse myself in the vibrant nightlife of the city and experience the atmosphere of its famous clubs. However, what I discovered was a disappointing and even xenophobic treatment reserved for tourists like myself.
As an experienced traveler who has visited many places in Europe, I can confidently say that this was the first time I was denied entry to every club I attempted to visit. My frustration grew each time I was turned away without a precise reason, although I realized that the general explanations often revolved around the venue being "full," "dress code" requirements, or "try again later."
What struck me the most was the fact that groups of only men or individuals in casual attire were easily granted entry, while we, a group of tourists, were consistently rejected. Despite attempting to adhere to the rules and respect the club's etiquette, it seemed that our tourist status alone was sufficient grounds for exclusion.
Over time, we began to realize that Berlin's clubs simply do not favor tourists, a sentiment that was reinforced by the accounts of foreign workers we encountered in the city. I was shocked to discover that our enthusiasm to experience the local nightlife and immerse ourselves in Berlin's culture was met with such cold rejection.
I cannot help but think that this is a form of xenophobia that affects those who, like us, seek to have an authentic experience in the heart of Berlin. It is frustrating that a city, which enjoys an international reputation as a cultural and cosmopolitan center, would display such an unwelcoming face towards tourists.
In conclusion, my stay in Berlin was overshadowed by this disappointing experience in the clubs. I hope the city takes serious steps to eliminate these discriminatory barriers and promote an inclusive environment for all visitors. While I appreciate Berlin's cultural and historical richness, I cannot ignore the negative aspect I encountered during my stay.
As an experienced traveler who has visited many places in Europe, I can confidently say that this was the first time I was denied entry to every club I attempted to visit. My frustration grew each time I was turned away without a precise reason, although I realized that the general explanations often revolved around the venue being "full," "dress code" requirements, or "try again later."
What struck me the most was the fact that groups of only men or individuals in casual attire were easily granted entry, while we, a group of tourists, were consistently rejected. Despite attempting to adhere to the rules and respect the club's etiquette, it seemed that our tourist status alone was sufficient grounds for exclusion.
Over time, we began to realize that Berlin's clubs simply do not favor tourists, a sentiment that was reinforced by the accounts of foreign workers we encountered in the city. I was shocked to discover that our enthusiasm to experience the local nightlife and immerse ourselves in Berlin's culture was met with such cold rejection.
I cannot help but think that this is a form of xenophobia that affects those who, like us, seek to have an authentic experience in the heart of Berlin. It is frustrating that a city, which enjoys an international reputation as a cultural and cosmopolitan center, would display such an unwelcoming face towards tourists.
In conclusion, my stay in Berlin was overshadowed by this disappointing experience in the clubs. I hope the city takes serious steps to eliminate these discriminatory barriers and promote an inclusive environment for all visitors. While I appreciate Berlin's cultural and historical richness, I cannot ignore the negative aspect I encountered during my stay.
We were there early in the day so didnt get the full armosphere but in the evening probably great.
Foodwise: pizza was the only food available (and it tasted very nice), but more option would be nice.
Foodwise: pizza was the only food available (and it tasted very nice), but more option would be nice.
Excellent place. great Berlin approach to the theme park restaurant. upcycling interiors - made of everything, of things that have a new life thanks to such ideas and the style of fashionable Berlin bars, clubs and restaurants. always lots of people. great food at low prices. this must be seen!!!!
Really disappointed. We are massive Schlager fans from UK and are in Berlin for Helene Fischer concert. We were recommended your Friday Schlager party and arrived around 10 mins after opening.
We were refused entry as "there were too many men inside" However a group of four men were let in after us.
Cannot understand why maybe you could explain.
We were refused entry as "there were too many men inside" However a group of four men were let in after us.
Cannot understand why maybe you could explain.
If I could give this place zero stars I would. The club itself was fine, the bouncers were nice, the music was decent but the bartenders… awful people. The guy with the tattoo on his forearm served us “two doubles” with zero alcohol in it. I literally watched him not put any alcohol in it. I paid €16 for cranberry juice. The other bartender was trying to rip us off thinking we didn’t know about the half off drinks for ladies before 01:30 and tried charging us full price for both. These guys should be fired for ripping people off like that. Don’t waste your time or money here. You’ll just get ripped off.
I recently had the pleasure of visiting the Matrix Berlin Club with newly found buddies and it was one of the most fun and enjoyable club experiences I've had. The club itself had a great atmosphere, with a lively and energetic crowd that was there to have a good time.
The music was top-notch and kept the crowd dancing all night long. The DJs played a great mix of popular hits and underground tracks, catering to a wide range of musical tastes. The sound system was also impressive, with crystal-clear audio and powerful bass that really added to the overall vibe of the club.
The staff were friendly and helpful especially Karen or kate, making sure that everyone was having a good time. . The bartenders were skilled and efficient, mixing up some delicious cocktails and serving up ice-cold beers.
What really stood out for me about the Matrix Berlin Club was the sheer amount of fun and enjoyment that I had. From the moment I stepped through the doors, I felt welcomed and part of the party. The club had a great sense of community and camaraderie, with everyone there to let loose and have a good time.
Overall, I would highly recommend the Matrix Berlin Club to anyone looking for a fun and enjoyable night out. With great music, friendly staff, and an amazing atmosphere, it's definitely one of the top clubs in Berlin
The music was top-notch and kept the crowd dancing all night long. The DJs played a great mix of popular hits and underground tracks, catering to a wide range of musical tastes. The sound system was also impressive, with crystal-clear audio and powerful bass that really added to the overall vibe of the club.
The staff were friendly and helpful especially Karen or kate, making sure that everyone was having a good time. . The bartenders were skilled and efficient, mixing up some delicious cocktails and serving up ice-cold beers.
What really stood out for me about the Matrix Berlin Club was the sheer amount of fun and enjoyment that I had. From the moment I stepped through the doors, I felt welcomed and part of the party. The club had a great sense of community and camaraderie, with everyone there to let loose and have a good time.
Overall, I would highly recommend the Matrix Berlin Club to anyone looking for a fun and enjoyable night out. With great music, friendly staff, and an amazing atmosphere, it's definitely one of the top clubs in Berlin
BEST CLUB EVERRRRR. LIT PEOPLE. LIT LIGHTS. LIT MUSIC. LIT DJ. LOVE THIS PLACE.
Gigantic
One of the best sound system of the world, also a superb light show, all of this with djs like Boris, Virginia, Steffi, DVS1, Mulero or Freddy K behind the decks.
When you ask for a proper party Berghain always delivers.
When Halle is opened is also a great place to be. Garten in summer is super fun.
Have fun in what I think it is the best techno club in the world!🔊
When you ask for a proper party Berghain always delivers.
When Halle is opened is also a great place to be. Garten in summer is super fun.
Have fun in what I think it is the best techno club in the world!🔊
Do not go to this place if you are visiting Berlin, don’t waste your time standing in line to be rejected afterwards. No reason about being rejected, and we were dressing nicely. Terrible. One guy gets to decide whether you and your friend(s) get to go inside. So RACIST. Not acceptable to the public. Bad image. Would give it 0 stars if it was possible.
If Phoebe Buffay owned a business that's what it would look like. Very alternative, rather hippie vibe. Great ambience, perfect for a couple beers in spring. The pizza is also good. It is a little expensive, but still fine.
Racist club. I am a pakistani girl and I went with black and middle eastern friends and just because of our skin colors we were denied entry. We kept asking them why but they were getting aggressive and asking us to leave the property. They gave us no reason what so ever. A group of caucasian girls went in after us and they were accepted in with huge smiles on the staffs faces :) It was also raining at the time we got denied and after this racist incident, my friends and I were searching for other places to go while standing under the shade close to 808 and the bouncers came up to us and asked us to leave. There was no line and we weren’t bothering anyone. How sad that we were also denied shade from the rain :)
We went to the 90's party and Millennia, the DJ knows great mixes, variety and songs, a cool venue, a top-of-the-line atmosphere.
It was okay, I’ve had to pay 10€ for getting in and u always have to show ID, drinks were around 10€. The thing is that it was Monday there wasn’t that many people and DJ was not that good.
Wardrobe guy was nice
Wardrobe guy was nice
I enjoyed it so much!!! I will again for sure!!
Update : I went there again, this Friday it was only German Music. I didn't expect that to be honest. It was a new experience for me. We had fun though!!!
Update : I went there again, this Friday it was only German Music. I didn't expect that to be honest. It was a new experience for me. We had fun though!!!
Below average club , with bad sound system and small dance floor. Organising capability very low and even worse for events with purchasable ticket. Please don’t waste your time and money here. Definitely better places in Berlin.
Nochmals, Verschwenden Sie nicht Ihre Zeit
Nochmals, Verschwenden Sie nicht Ihre Zeit
This is my first time at Avenue and, to be honest, it's nothing special. There is only a small dance floor to dance to and the music is mostly from the DJ's hometown. If you are between 18 and 22 years old, this is the right club for you. Many people take small bottles of alcohol out of their bags. The only thing I liked more was that there was no queue to use the toilet. ;)
I d give it a 5 stars if there the 2 guys I'm the club didn't catcalled me. I liked the music and I liked most of the people. The reason of - ⭐ is because I expected to feel safe in this type of clubs. Now is not like the security can check the morality of the people that they let it, but I d be more careful if I go again there. The music is cool (coming from someone that doesn't enjoy techno often)
Never again! We decided to go to the NY Party to Avenue and regretted this decision. There was just too many people for the space that the Club could provide so at one point we were just trying to not to get hit in the face by others while dancing. The music was also very bad. At 12 we’ve been told to go upstairs to see the fireworks. It was ok at the beginning but after 5 mins someone threw those small fireworks under our feet!!! My friends and I got burned, our dresses are ruined and I still have a burn on my hand. The security guards are there to check the guests and see if they have something with them, that shouldn’t be brought to the club but apparently they were just making a “show of checking the guests”. Very disappointed!!!
Cool place with dancing crowd. The staff is friendly, the entrance is about €10.
My only concern is music. Mostly super super old German songs with just a few old international hits.
All of the ages there :D
The restrooms are a bit messy. Wardrobe is around €2
My only concern is music. Mostly super super old German songs with just a few old international hits.
All of the ages there :D
The restrooms are a bit messy. Wardrobe is around €2
This is a typical example of stupidity in modern age. Visited a friend from the Netherlands and got here in Berlin just to be bounced out because of skin color.
The best disco in Berlin. Friendly staff. DJ is very good. I had a really good time here. I recommend visiting it
Great event location with fantastic view on Berlin! You have here space to sit, stand ;), bars and club dancefloor. Place has 2 levels and great roof lighting on first stage. It is located on top of one of the highest buildings in the city. 🌆🌇 Perfect for sunset!
It was an amazing event, full of beautiful plants and amazing lights in the night.
All of the performers, dancers, singers were really talented and made this event a really good atmosphere.
I would definitely recommend Botanische Nacht if you would like to be surrended by plants and magical street artists while trying a lot of different, insteresting cuisines.
All of the performers, dancers, singers were really talented and made this event a really good atmosphere.
I would definitely recommend Botanische Nacht if you would like to be surrended by plants and magical street artists while trying a lot of different, insteresting cuisines.
Amazing place to chill out for birthdays, meetups they also have a small club inside. Surprisingly their mode of payment is by card, which is very rare to see in Germany. They only take cash which for entry if you come after 9,
Also nearby there are lots of small bars. So I would recommend this place if you are new in Berlin, and want to have a quality time.
Also nearby there are lots of small bars. So I would recommend this place if you are new in Berlin, and want to have a quality time.
Cool location and quite nice Staff. Still 15€ is a lot of money for getting into a club, and especially when there is no one in there.
We went inside for the 15€ and we were disappointed: around 10 people dancing on the main stage. We went outside for about half an hour, and saw a queue for the club, why didn’t they just let the people in?
Quite disappointing night, but the location might have potential if there were more people in it.
We went inside for the 15€ and we were disappointed: around 10 people dancing on the main stage. We went outside for about half an hour, and saw a queue for the club, why didn’t they just let the people in?
Quite disappointing night, but the location might have potential if there were more people in it.
The biggest mistake I made in a long time was choosing to go to 808 last night, especially after skimming through some of the reviews here. If I had a time machine, I really would stop myself from ever wasting time here.
A$AP Ferg was making an appearance, as announced by the 808 Berlin Instagram. The policies were clear: no reservations/guest list, no ticket presale, 2G+, and tickets start to sell at 11pm at the entrance.
I arrived at 11:10PM and the line was unbelievably long. But I was determined, so I stuck it out in the freezing (-2ºC) weather. Three and a half hours later, towards the entrance the line splits into two, and the staff says I'm in the wrong (reservation only) line and to go into the correct line. (It was pretty clear on Instagram there were no reservations tonight, but my mistake).
I happen to know somebody in the "peasant" line, so I wait with them. Again, denied entry. Why? No reason given.
Let me make one thing clear, I speak German. My nationality IS German. Do I look German? No. And maybe that was the problem.
The staff is rude, entitled, unsympathetic, and overall terrible. I saw plenty of other people get denied with no clear reason either. I am so sure that the major guests that perform here, Stormzy, Skepta, Ferg, and others would blacklist this venue if they were aware of the way they treat people.
I would also like to add, that a line of that size should NOT have taken three and a half hours. The only reason it did, is because the staff is incompetent and gossips in between each person they let in, it seems to me that they purposely take an extremely long time to check Covid passes and IDs to keep the line long, to make it look "exclusive." They were even gleefully posting to their Instagram about how long the line was.
Don't clown yourself, don't go here. For a 30 euro entrance fee NOBODY should be belittled and treated like that.
A$AP Ferg was making an appearance, as announced by the 808 Berlin Instagram. The policies were clear: no reservations/guest list, no ticket presale, 2G+, and tickets start to sell at 11pm at the entrance.
I arrived at 11:10PM and the line was unbelievably long. But I was determined, so I stuck it out in the freezing (-2ºC) weather. Three and a half hours later, towards the entrance the line splits into two, and the staff says I'm in the wrong (reservation only) line and to go into the correct line. (It was pretty clear on Instagram there were no reservations tonight, but my mistake).
I happen to know somebody in the "peasant" line, so I wait with them. Again, denied entry. Why? No reason given.
Let me make one thing clear, I speak German. My nationality IS German. Do I look German? No. And maybe that was the problem.
The staff is rude, entitled, unsympathetic, and overall terrible. I saw plenty of other people get denied with no clear reason either. I am so sure that the major guests that perform here, Stormzy, Skepta, Ferg, and others would blacklist this venue if they were aware of the way they treat people.
I would also like to add, that a line of that size should NOT have taken three and a half hours. The only reason it did, is because the staff is incompetent and gossips in between each person they let in, it seems to me that they purposely take an extremely long time to check Covid passes and IDs to keep the line long, to make it look "exclusive." They were even gleefully posting to their Instagram about how long the line was.
Don't clown yourself, don't go here. For a 30 euro entrance fee NOBODY should be belittled and treated like that.
It takes about an hour to do the tour, and the queue can be super long with a prepaid ticket because of corona check. But it’s worth the effort !
Friendliest club in Berlin! Security, bouncers, staff at the bar are very friendly. Music very divers! From R&B to German techno, and from 90’s to awesome mixtapes. Can’t wait to comeback again!
A great wee bar in Berlin. Had a really great time here back in October and will certainly be back next time I am in the city. Got really drunk but not super drunk and didn’t spend a lot of money because the other patrons were really cool and took pity on me as a foreigner. The staff were unbelievably helpful and courteous and were one the highlights of my time in Berlin. When I got up on one of the tables and started belting out Eternal Flame I only got one complaint and only had to be asked once to get out - that’s what I call friendly. The banger I brought in with me was very great too and I regret leaving it in the middle cubicle, will definitely be looking for this on my next visit. All in all, 5 stars ⭐️
5/5 door staff - some of the best head pets and belly rubs. Told me I was a good boy.
1/5 garden - smelt of other dogs otherwise would of been 5/5.
3/5 lighting - as a dog I can only see black and white lights.
5/5 music - tail wouldn't stop wagging all night.
1/5 garden - smelt of other dogs otherwise would of been 5/5.
3/5 lighting - as a dog I can only see black and white lights.
5/5 music - tail wouldn't stop wagging all night.