DJ Sharpe

Would you like multiple parking citations for the same issue within 24 hours and every day of the week? You’re in luck, come to Old Town Alexandria! Do you like missing countless hours of work trying to wrestle the DMV because of a pandemic while paying hundreds of dollars in parking citations? Don’t worry, Old Town Alexandria’s got you covered! Each time I peel off those beautiful orange citations from my windshield, sometimes twice a day, I think Merry Christmas to all! Don’t have a driveway to hide the car while you fatuously attempt to get help from the DMV over months and months due to the world wide pandemic… Here come’s Alexandria with a fresh nightmare just for you! Dispute the citations and explain the situation? Fear not, the immediate denial and a $10 service charge each time you try will keep you sitting in lines at the DMV even though they turn you around because they’re just too many people. Congratulations, rent and parking citations are now the basis for your meandering existence! Welcome to Old Town Alexandria!