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ResidentWeevil

1 reviews on 1 places
Timbers Lounge
2023 Oct 31
Disclaimer: this review is for their breakfast only. Disregard for all other aspects.

First of all if you want an "American bar as seen in theaters": this is what I think of. I'm not personally fond of the atmosphere because it seemed somewhat depressing, but it's what I imagine most bars to be like in the morning.

As for the breakfast, I'm going to be blunt: they should open at 11AM. This was, without hyperbole, one of the most disappointing breakfasts I've ever had and especially been served: 1) The pancakes crumbled merely by lifting them up, I couldn't even butter the ones underneath without feeling like I was doing a puzzle, 2) the coffee tasted like it was made from a 30 year old Mr. Coffee with shoe water, 3) and the bacon was hanging on for dear life trying not to be presented as entirely burnt... it was a mess.

I liked the staff and patrons a lot. They seemed down to earth. I felt oddly unwelcome for coming in to eat the breakfast they literally serve, but then again they could just not be morning people and I'm used to grumpy Midwesterners.

On the plus side: I hear their lunches are especially fantastic so hit that up if you're curious. Not that I would after that fiasco of a breakfast, but I still encourage others to try them out and make their own opinion.