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Ryan Mee

1 reviews on 1 places
I have had sleepless nights…
I have not been to the course but i hear it’s full of posh stuck up imbeciles. Nevertheless ,my brother recently visited for a hack around and as i say, as a result I have had sleepless nights. He has been crying in agony due to the pain and torture his experience was around “Altrincham Golf Course”.

Moreover, I had to clean his pitching trainers. And what can i say… the dirt and smell. Horrendous!
I would eer on the side of caution and wear your wellingtons if you ever have the courage and will to enter onto this atrocity.

If grass could have a cleanliness rating it would be awarded an unprecedented 0. Which would be given as a guide to exactly what not to do in the upkeeps and due care that normal courses carry out as standard practice in the field. It is ruining the great name of the game that is golf. #mylife #longrough #gooeyhole