Jessie Deardorff

Sushi for 2 platter is good for when your husband had already filled up on chicken shawarma at Oasis

This soup looks like an expertly landscaped koi pond that I could stick my head in, never come up for air again and it be all for the best

Russian and Ukrainian candies. The one called ‘tears of a man’ was truly delicious

I’ve left 400 reviews, only 2 of which were less than 5 star. Bad selection, rotten produce, higher than average prices for a Brooklyn grocery store. I wouldn’t let my enemies shop here if I had them. I think I might have 1 actually, her name is Sydney. I may warn her to stay clear. She might not realize my good intentions because she’s projecting onto me that I’m unsavory when in fact I am extra savory, and she just hates the things that she recognizes in me in herself. We’re talking about some deep seated and unresolved issues. I’ve never met her or even communicated with her. Try and be kinder to yourself and those around you today to counteract her senseless anger, New York grocery store review peruser. And go to Food Town, it’s only 5 blocks east.

The Grey Lady shows when you look up restaurant photos. This place is OYSTER BAR, only the letters for ER illuminated outside. The door is glass with a disguised handle. Difficultly level 8 to access the building. Rife with confusion. It was raining hard October 29th, I wanted raw oysters. Ice spice on the radio in the Uber. I was to get married in 2 days. I ordered 80 marine mollusks from the jump for my party of 4. Then I ordered 50 more. The waitress was in disbelief, then I ordered 3 cheesy crab artichoke dips and 4 baskets of fries. It was $1 oyster happy hour. Happy hour on a Sunday? Yes. Wow. I saved $260 because they were 1 a piece instead of 3. It was a Halloween weekend wedding miracle. Now I have more coinage to swaddle my husband in goretex. I ended up contracting bronchitis to no fault of ya’ll which I’m still suffering from but huge dreams were accomplished that day which I can’t mention here. Reference 29th St Tavern Baltimore review for more background on how gifted I am at finding oyster deals.