Ben Smith

Looking for an experience that is the restaurant equivalent of a lucite hooker heel? Look no further. Enjoy questionable culinary concepts like feta with fish or Old Bay seasoned crunchy calamari while seated on a couch that smells like chlorine. Take in the timeless third floor Glastonbury setting with optional sweeping views of either of two parking lots. Best of all, receive intermittent attention from a ragtag team who were cut from their shifts at Denny's and whose jobs triple as server, kitchen staff, and bouncer. A truly unforgettable Dollar Tree of a restaurant experience.