Sal Redpath

An emotional rollercoaster from start the finish. I asked for a wrap, the gent said he’ll give me fish and chip for the same price. Couldn’t believe my luck, I went down to the fish station where the 2nd gent patted down two fish, I pointed at one of them and said ‘this one’, he gave me a cheeky grin and said I could have both! Could barely hold in my excitement, half price fish n chips with double fish ! Inebriated onlookers gaped as the double loaded polystyrene box came into my hands. Sadly my hunger charged euphoria came crashing down when I took a sweaty 4am bite of the fish. it was stale old and smelly, same story with the second battered sea creature. Stella performance from the home kebab team to shift the old 2 slimes.