Crash Bang Wallop

It’s stinks and it’s damp. Imagine a well lit cave, full of 100s of kids! 🤦🏻‍♂️
The only good points are:
1. the food, which was surprisingly good and
2. the friendly staff, who despite the smell and chaos somehow manage to remain professional.

As soon as we walked in, we were hit with an overwhelming mould smell. I had two toddlers with me, so couldn’t just turn around and leave, otherwise I 100% would have. We soon found out why it smelled so bad. Play equipment and walls are all covered in mould. I don’t usually write reviews but I was absolutely disgusted. As soon as we got home, my partner asked why the kids smelled so weird. I’m really surprised why none of the other reviews mentioned anything of this. I will certainly not return.

Recently found this place. The prices are incredibly reasonable. Didn't really see the children for nearly 3 hours! Very hot in there, if you're peri menopausal take a fan!

Activity wise its decent enough for kids..however ,it is a bit concerning the level of mould growing up the concrete walls inside this building, the musty damp smell throughout is obviously mould spores and is disgusting. Even more so considering the fact that babies high chairs and food tables are placed along these walls. Not at all good for asthmatic children or even adults . Health risk to all.

I was looking for a baby area (I.e. less than 3 years old) to take my 1 year old baby. A friend suggested here as the less than 3 years area is big. Overall, it seems clean and bigger baby area than other places. But I had to be extremely careful as kids older than 3 years old use this space and pass by running 🙈(not the place's fault but parents mainly). We didn't try any food, but there were plenty of tables and seats.

Good play to play obviously, quite large with plenty of seating. Good in winter but summer time with no air con. Jesus. Even now it's 22 degrees outside and as soon as you come in its musty, wet sock stinky and you feel like you're indoors in a sauna. There's just no air- as there are no windows open - be case this place doesn't have windows. And obviously the doors are closed for security.

You guys really need to invest in air con. It's a must in a place like this if you want people to come back

Bad press lately but still great for kids. Food is pricey but home made so..

Update 2023.
Been comming here for about 15 years with my eldest now my youngest great for kids. Little snack tubs now available are good and cheap. My 2 year old is autistic and loves the slide here. And the new home area she enjoyed also