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Club Retro
Disco party vibe across 3 levels, with a light-up dance floor, rooftop beer garden and 2 bars.
383 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia

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Reviews — 8

India Ross
at 2023 Oct 14
India Ross
at 2023 Oct 14
Lots of old songs (re: the name of the club) but a lot of fun.
Recommend for bachelorettes (saw so many brides)
Jolene Brooke
at 2023 Oct 11
Jolene Brooke
at 2023 Oct 11
Been there about three times throughout July and again during September, I really like how nice the bar staff are, I asked them if they would do a cocktail and they made a really nice one (couldn’t tell you what it was, I just told them I liked chambord and it was delicious) plus the stage thing is a lot of fun to dance on ! Just gotta be careful getting down if you’re in heels.
I also love the photos you get in the outdoor area. Heaps of fun 😁🥂
Chloe Thom
at 2023 Oct 04
Chloe Thom
at 2023 Oct 04
Amazing place to go for a night out! I booked the ‘gold room’ for an event here for a friends surprise party and Daniel the venue manager couldn’t have been any more helpful if he tried. Such an easy, stress free and fantastic night. Couldn’t recommend the venue anymore if I tried. Staff were all lovely, facilities clean and I will certainly be back for future events!
Jack Jiggens
at 2023 Aug 04
Jack Jiggens
at 2023 Aug 04
If I would give 0 stars I would, the bar tender on Friday the 4th around 9:40 pm first floor verbally assaulted me, making this the worst experience at I’ve ever experienced on a night out I will be writing to management and asking for a full refund. As a customer I shouldn’t be verbally assaulted by the staff. Absolute terrible experience. Reccomending peolle to never go.
Nikita Dhulekar
at 2023 Jun 20
Nikita Dhulekar
at 2023 Jun 20
I didnt trust the negative reviews and went to the club. We had an amazing time. It wasnt super crowded for a Friday night. The outdoor fireplace was lovely. Some fun neon signs and different music played on each floor. It is not the most modern place but not bad either
Cameron Ray
at 2023 May 27
Cameron Ray
at 2023 May 27
Retros used to be my go-to and favorite spot. I went there last night, and for the most part, I had a great time.

However, there was this guy, bald with sunglasses, who kept harassing women all night long. It was really uncomfortable to witness. Despite the women rejecting him every time, he wouldn't take no for an answer. He would physically grab them and refuse to let go, making them visibly uneasy. They had to push him away repeatedly, but he would persist with the same people. He even tried approaching my friend and the people we met there, and I had to physically stand in his way to keep him at bay.

I decided to talk to one of the security guys about it. His response was pretty disheartening. He said, "Oh, he's one of our regulars. When he gets like that and if we see him being too grabby, we tell him to stop. Just keep an eye on him for me." Basically implying that this kind of behavior from him is a regular occurrence. I rarely write reviews, but this whole situation was absolutely disgusting. It's unacceptable to justify harassment just because someone is a regular customer. Safety should always be the top priority, and no one should have to feel uncomfortable in a place like this.
Ismail Koksal
at 2023 Apr 25
Ismail Koksal
at 2023 Apr 25
25 bucks entry fee to see people dancing in thongs 🩴 🤮
And the Crowd is not very diverse, Which makes sense for a "retro" club, but still.... For 25 bucks you expect a better experience!
There are better bars/clubs in the city with no entry fee and more decent crowd.

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